The Gathering

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gia to edit ennow,
kane kanoniko quote

allo me peirakse, to edit logiko itan na ginei...

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I Mi, Zajedno, Zauvijek, Orao, Orao, Dvoglavi Orao.




we may get better, we won't get well

E ki esu re an8rwpe, skata dhladh?

De 8elei, oxi den mporei.

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The madam opened the brothel door in Glasgow and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.

"May I help you sir?" she asked..

"I want to see Valerie," the man replied.

"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else", said the madam.

"No, I must see Valerie," he replied.

Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged £5000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand pounds and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left..

The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie. Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row, as she was so expensive. There were no discounts. The price was still
£5000.

Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.

After their session, Valerie said to the man, "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?"

The man replied, "Edinburgh."

"Really", she said. "I have family in Edinburgh."

"I know." the man said. "Your sister died, and I'm her solicitor. I was instructed to deliver your £15,000 inheritance in person."

The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain.
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer

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Ο άνεμος και η σκόνη είναι
οι σύντροφοί μου,
Η άκρη της γης το σπίτι μου.

GIati ekplhsesai?

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mega lathos panteli.

den ithele,
k twra den mporei.

an mporei, simainei oti mpainei, k vlepei ti paizei.

pleon, den mporei na apantisei,
an k kalo tha itan na min kolame stis lekseis.

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I Mi, Zajedno, Zauvijek, Orao, Orao, Dvoglavi Orao.




we may get better, we won't get well

Mporei alla den 8elei, mia xara ta eipe o pantelhs, dhmosia grafontai elef8era gia ton opoiondhpote na ta diabasei

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Children picking up our bones
Will never know that these were once
As quick as foxes on the hill

mia xara anapoda ta eipe o pantelis.

den ithele na simetexei allo,
kai twra den simetexei.


opote, efoson simera den simetexei,
den mporei na apantisei.

i mipws pisteyei o pantelis k esi oti kathetai k vlepei ti paizei sto forum??

na to akousw k ayto dld.

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I Mi, Zajedno, Zauvijek, Orao, Orao, Dvoglavi Orao.




we may get better, we won't get well

Den symmetexei giati DEN 8ELEI, an h8ele 8a MPOROUSE, epishs oute o Ulrich symmetexei alla ton epikaloumaste ka8e treis kai ligo

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Children picking up our bones
Will never know that these were once
As quick as foxes on the hill

vlepeis poy einai to lathos stin skepsi soy e?

den thelei.
den ithele prin ligo kairo, kai twra den mporei na apantisei.

ase tam "an ithele" se mena, tetoia kolpakia gia na grapseis oti tha mporouse,
me ipotheseis den vgazeis simperasma omws


k twra me irthe ena dilima.

lars von trier i lars ulrich??

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I Mi, Zajedno, Zauvijek, Orao, Orao, Dvoglavi Orao.




we may get better, we won't get well

Kai h epiklhsh tou Ulrich einai pragmatika epifobh giati mporei na mas kanei kai kamia mynhsh an dei oti katebazoume ta bootleg tou.

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Arh. O Lefteris de 8elei pleon na mpainei sto forum. Ayto de shmainei oti apagoreyetai h anafora se ayton, de mas exei kanei asfalistika metra.

Opoios 8elei anaferetai se opoiondhpote kai o ka8enas mporei na diabasei ti grafoume edw mesa. Den kanoume kati kryfa. Ase pou siga pia, ti grapsame kai ton 8i3ame? Dyo-tria sxolia apo th Sofia gia thn pare3hghsh pou egine kai ayto htan olo. Big deal. Oute o idios den eprokeito na asxolh8ei, aporw ti eidous kollhma efages twra kai apantas meta apo 15 meres.



EDIT: Dhladh o allos Leyterhs ti eprepe na kanei re, pou ton exw akoma sthn ypografh mou? Aaaaa, 3exasa, einai A8hnaios, allazei to pragma .

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Giati den mporei?
Epishs, den blepw pou einai to la8os sth skepsh mou

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Children picking up our bones
Will never know that these were once
As quick as foxes on the hill

Exei kati problhmata h Tellas sthn perioxh tou twra teleytaia kai den exei Internet .

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elpizw na min sigrines ton prowler me ton lefteri.

toylaxiston asteio

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I Mi, Zajedno, Zauvijek, Orao, Orao, Dvoglavi Orao.




we may get better, we won't get well

Mono ws pros to oti efygan apo to forum kai synexizoume na anaferomaste se aytous. Ston Prowler bebaia peripou 1000 fores perissotero (kai dikaia).

Egw akoma den katalaba giati apoxwrhse o Lefteris.

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Paei enas pateras na agorasei ena paixnidi gia thn korh tou. Leei ston pwlhth loipon oti 8elei mia Barbie. Akolou8ei dialogos pwlhth-patera:

- Oriste, ayth edw einai h Barbie prigkiphssa.
- Xm, wraia. Poso exei?
- 50 euro.
- Malista. Mhpws exete kai kapoia allh?
- Bebaiws. Exoume th Barbie mpalarina.
- Poso exei ayth?
- 60 euro.
- Wraia. Exete na mou proteinete kai kamia allh?
- Fysika. Exoume kai th Barbie xwrismenh.
- Malista. Kai poso exei ayth?
- 1000 euro.
- 1000 euro? Ti les re file! Kai giati einai toso akribh?
- E na. Exei kai to spiti tou Ken, to aytokinhto tou Ken, to skafos tou Ken...

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Είναι ο σατανιστής και πάει την κοπέλα του βόλτα, πού αλλού, στη σπηλιά του Νταβέλη. Βράδυ όπως είναι μπαίνουν στην σπηλιά, ο τύπος κρατάει ένα κερί... Σκέτο θρίλερ...
- Αγάπη μου, φοβάμαι! Λέει η κοπέλα.
- Εσύ φοβάσαι; Τι να πω και εγώ που μετά θα πρέπει να γυρίσω μόνος μου...

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Children picking up our bones
Will never know that these were once
As quick as foxes on the hill