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Ημερομηνία: Mon, 5 Sep 2005 13:54:14 +0200
Από: "Maurizio Mariotti" <xxxxxxxx@xxxxxxxxxx.CO.ZA>
Θέμα: Yet another stupid test
Προς: CYBERMIND@LISTSERV.AOL.COM

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If you want to know which Director is best suited to film the story of
your life, the reasons, and the film's budget...

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The Director Who Films Your Life Test

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testi ... 5001458180

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† Under the goth wings of destiny, we live and die ... †

Steven Soderbergh

Filmography: Sex Lies and Videotape, Traffic, Ocean's Eleven, Ocean's Twelve, Erin Brockovich, and various other homemade independent films. He may just want to follow you around for a few months and construct a film out of that. Your humor is either dry or non-existant, but your life is somewhat exciting romantically because you're "bad." At least you'll be surrounded by the best-looking people who will be cast as your friends, who in real life are probably just as good-looking. Then when he wins the Academy Award for your film, he won't have to make anymore "Ocean's" films.



your film will be 56%
romantic, 35%
comedy, 38%
complex plot, a
nd a $ 34 million budget.

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Look at me...There were more to see, there were more to be proud of….

!!!!!

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† Under the goth wings of destiny, we live and die ... †

Kevin Smith

Your film will be
41% romantic,
40% comedy,
33% complex plot,
and a $ 33 million budget.

Kevin will take your slacker life and turn it into the cult classic it deserves to be --- like Mallrats (just kidding). If you can handle the menacing presence of Jay and Silent Bob all throughout your film, then Kevin is willing to oblige. Basically, he can take the lives of people who don't have much of a life and make it entertaining, so you're in good hands.

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you own me...

Roger Corman

Your film will be 47% romantic, 34% comedy, 38% complex plot, and a $ 27 million budget.

An action-complex tale about a complex character that is you. Corman was responsible for Jack Nicholson's film debut in 1963's The Terror. The actor who plays you will emote complexity like Jack ... maybe Christian Slater or Gwyneth Paltrow. Also, Roger filmed the original Little Shop of Horrors film -- which in the 1980s was the basis for a hit Broadway musical and another film. All his films were shot for mere thousands of dollars. Roger knows talent, and knows how to keep costs down with complex stories such as your life story. His versions of Edgar Allen Poe stories are considered classics (The Raven, The Pit and the Pendulum), and also directed Deathsport and Bloody Mama in the 1970s. Oh, yeah, man, this guy will make your film a cult classic!


ANte giati poly xrhma epese stous prohgoumenous

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Sofia Coppola
Your film will be 57% romantic, 27% comedy, 27% complex plot, and a $ 23 million budget.

Relatively inexperienced (The Virgin Suicides, Lost In Translation) as a director, but already highly respected and connected -- her dad, Francis, directed all The Godfather movies, Apocolypse Now. Also, at last word she's dating Quentin Tarantino, so I'm sure he'll have some input into the substance of your film. Sofia's good at making the romantic drama that is your life. Who didn't have at least a lump in the throat at the end of Lost In Translation? She's already won one Academy Award for her writing, now she'll be the first woman to receive one for directing -- YOUR FILM!


Yeah!! Sofia Coppola rules!

(Alla einai zoa, tin parousiazoun les kai kanei romantikes komedies. Tsou re!)

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Getting away with it all messed up

Sofia Coppola
Your film will be 57% romantic, 26% comedy, 21% complex plot, and a $ 18 million budget.

Η πιο οικονομική πρόταση είμαι εδώ μέσα!

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the owls are not what they seem

Woody Allen
Your film will be 71% romantic, 40% comedy, 27% complex plot, and a $ 32 million budget.
Be prepared to have your life story shot entirely in New York City -- though lately Woody's been loving shooting in London. Also, your music soundtrack is all jazz from before 1949. Filmography: Annie Hall, Manhattan, Stardust Memories, Everyone Says I Love You, etc. Woody has released one film per year consistently for the past 35 years. For the past 15 years he's been trying to make films like his older, funnier ones, just like characters in his Stardust Memories film suggest throughout. Regardless of his personal life, his films are American classics.


You scored higher than 99% on action-romance

You scored higher than 73% on humor

You scored higher than 10% on complexity

You scored higher than 44% on budget

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Όπως θα θυμάμαι τον Αλέκο...

File eisai o kalyteros, se zhleyw!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHMXXFG_McI
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Το Πολυμίξερ της Μουσικής

Edward D. Wood, Jr.

Your film will be 49% romantic, 33% comedy, 30% complex plot, and a $ 26 million budget.

Ed Wood will get your film done waaaaay under budget, and will likely make it into a classic film of all time -- for all the wrong reasons. Let's face it, your life isn't terribly exciting to begin with, and it needs some camping up. His resume includes classics such as Plan Nine From Outer Space and Glen or Glenda? He's not afraid to tackle controversial topics, and may insist on portraying a transvestite in your film -- even if you've never seen a transvestite before. He was immortalized in the Academy Award winning Tim Burton film, Ed Wood -- go see it.

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New album "Feltia" out: Soon in 2008!

giorgos xartomatzidhs

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Children picking up our bones
Will never know that these were once
As quick as foxes on the hill

Steven Soderbergh
Your film will be 54% romantic, 31% comedy, 43% complex plot, and a $ 24 million budget.

Filmography: Sex Lies and Videotape, Traffic, Ocean's Eleven, Ocean's Twelve, Erin Brockovich, and various other homemade independent films. He may just want to follow you around for a few months and construct a film out of that. Your humor is either dry or non-existant, but your life is somewhat exciting romantically because you're "bad." At least you'll be surrounded by the best-looking people who will be cast as your friends, who in real life are probably just as good-looking. Then when he wins the Academy Award for your film, he won't have to make anymore "Ocean's" films.

sofaki na thn kanoume mazi thn tainia me to steve

kai mena psilotzampa thn evgale o paragwgos

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AXL kai st@@ mas

Alfred Hitchcock

Your film will be 48% romantic, 41% comedy, 45% complex plot, and a $ 44 million budget.
One of the best film directors EVER to exist. Your life must be something special if we're going to dig up Hitch to direct the film version. His films are studies of masterful technique and visual storytelling. He also has six distinct signatures he puts in each of his films, one of them being his fleeting cameo walk-by appearance. I think another one is that the leading man is always wrongly persecuted for something he didn't do, and the leading lady is usually a blonde. He made many more films than just The Birds and Psycho. PLEASE go rent, buy, or view North By Northwest or Vertigo!

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Ant, 8a se kanei o Ed Wood!!!! Eisai TOSO cool!!!

Egw pali, paw na kerdisw festival kai Oscar!

Sofia Coppola
Your film will be 54% romantic, 28% comedy, 19% complex plot, and a $ 23 million budget.
Relatively inexperienced (The Virgin Suicides, Lost In Translation) as a director, but already highly respected and connected -- her dad, Francis, directed all The Godfather movies, Apocolypse Now. Also, at last word she's dating Quentin Tarantino, so I'm sure he'll have some input into the substance of your film. Sofia's good at making the romantic drama that is your life. Who didn't have at least a lump in the throat at the end of Lost In Translation? She's already won one Academy Award for her writing, now she'll be the first woman to receive one for directing -- YOUR FILM!

Syn oti 8a mou brei kai thn agaph ths zwhs mou!!!

Woody Allen
Your film will be 61% romantic, 37% comedy, 27% complex plot, and a $ 24 million budget.
Be prepared to have your life story shot entirely in New York City -- though lately Woody's been loving shooting in London. Also, your music soundtrack is all jazz from before 1949. Filmography: Annie Hall, Manhattan, Stardust Memories, Everyone Says I Love You, etc. Woody has released one film per year consistently for the past 35 years. For the past 15 years he's been trying to make films like his older, funnier ones, just like characters in his Stardust Memories film suggest throughout. Regardless of his personal life, his films are American classics.



My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 86% on action-romance
You scored higher than 57% on humor
You scored higher than 9% on complexity
You scored higher than 9% on budget

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Steven Soderbergh ki egw.

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O rose, thou art sick
Seduce, let loose the vision and the void
Bloodsuckle and honey suck

in love's secret domain