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PostPosted: 11 Dec 2013, 18:21 
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Και ένα τραγικό, επιπέδου σεφερλή και κάτω..


Ήταν ένας τύπος σε ένα μπαρ.Εκεί που καθότανε βλέπει ένα πακέτο τσιγάρα Cooper.Πάει στην κοπελιά δίπλα και της λέει:
-Δικό σου είναι δεσποινίς;
-Όχι.
-You 're poisooooonnnnnn....
Πάει στην παραδίπλα:
-Μήπως είναι δικά σου κοπελιά;
-Όχι κύριε.
-Feeed myyyyy Frankesteeeiiin.
Ρωτάει και την παραδίπλα:
-Δεσποινίς είναι δικά σου τα τσιγάρα αυτά;
-Όχι, δεν είναι δικά μου.
-Sometimes Love is a loaded guuunnn...
Ρωτάει ο μπάρμαν:
-Καλά ρε φίλε,τι γίνεται εδώ;
-Δεν καταλαβαίνεις; Είναι άλλης Cooper..

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PostPosted: 11 Dec 2013, 19:07 
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Σεφερλής λέει πιο καλα

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λοιπόν πού και ποτε. συντονιστείτε. έχουμε να πούμε πααααααααααααααααρα πολλά.

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- Λύστε τους!!
- Όλους αρχηγέ;;
- Όχι ρε,μόνο όσους είναι γεννημένοι από 23/9 εώς 22/10
-Τους Ζυγούς λύσατε!

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- Λύστε τους!!
- Όλους αρχηγέ;;
- Όχι ρε,μόνο όσους είναι γεννημένοι από 23/9 εώς 22/10
-Τους Ζυγούς λύσατε!

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Τα έλεγε ο Portnoy κι εμείς τον κοροϊδεύαμε! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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-Ναι καυσαέρια εκεί;
-Μάλιστα.
-Συγχαρητήρια για την εκπομπή σας.

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plaka plaka ta kanonika anekdota prepei na exoun katarghthei e, exw na akousw poly kairo :P

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Edw xwrisan oi dromoi pouf-rakitzh ti na leme twra..

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- Μάνα, θα πάρω το τζιπ.
- Πινακίδες να βάλεις!

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-Κι εκεί που έκανα μπάνιο, βλέπω αίματα στη μπανιέρα.
-Τι έγινε ρε;;;
-Κόπηκε το νερό!

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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plaka plaka ta kanonika anekdota prepei na exoun katarghthei e

Αυτό ακριβώς.

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Κύκλους κάνει η ζωή, αυτά τα ανέκδοτα είναι τύπου Κουφώματα (ή τα Κουφώματα ήταν 30 χρόνια μπροστά)
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