Daeron wrote:
Servant_Of_Satan wrote:
You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... with... a herring!The knights who no longer say 'ni'! (Monty Python) And they're living by the castle called Aaaarghhh
Monthy Python rules... "And so was prooved that the Earth has the shape of a banana"
And the "When her weight is the same as the duck's ... then she's made of tree...so she's a witch"
MontyPython fecking rules indeed!!!!!
Oh lets put in another one!
Chapman: I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
Ximinez: NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise....
Our two weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency....
Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...
and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope....
Our four... no...
Amongst our weapons... Amongst our weaponry...
are such elements as fear, surprise...
I'll come in again.
(Exit and exeunt)
Chapman: I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
Ximinez: NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms - Oh damn!
(To Cardinal Biggles)
I can't say it - you'll have to say it.
Biggles: What?
Ximinez: You'll have to say the bit about 'Our chief weapons are...'
Biggles: (rather horrified): I couldn't do that...
(Ximinez bundles the cardinals outside again)
Chapman: I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
(The cardinals enter)
Biggles: Er... Nobody... um...
Ximinez: Expects...
Biggles: Expects... Nobody expects the... um... the Spanish... um...
Ximinez: Inquisition.
Biggles: I know, I know! Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. In fact, those who do expect -
Ximinez: Our chief weapons are...
Biggles: Our chief weapons are... um... er...
Ximinez: Surprise...
Biggles: Surprise and...
Ximinez: Okay, stop. Stop. Stop there - stop there.
Stop. Phew! Ah!... our chief weapons are surprise... blah blah blah. Cardinal, read the charges.
Well that is quite enough out of me I would think!
"Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more"!
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