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Mecano
 Post subject: A riddle
PostPosted: 23 Sep 2005, 16:10 
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A Riddle

SCHWARZENEGGER HAS A BIG ONE.


MICHAEL J. FOX HAS A SMALL ONE.


MADONNA DOESN'T HAVE ONE.


THE POPE HAS ONE BUT DOESN'T USE HIS.


CLINTON USES HIS ALL THE TIME.


MICKEY MOUSE HAS AN UNUSUAL ONE.


LIBERACE NEVER USED HIS ON WOMEN.


JERRY SEINFELD IS VERY, VERY PROUD OF HIS.


CHER CLAIMS THAT SHE TOOK ON 3.


WE NEVER SAW LUCY USE DESI'S.


WHAT IS It?

ANSWER BELOW!!!
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>>>> "A LAST NAME."

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Yeah I knew it...but funny :D

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ahhhh ok. :-|


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you ever considered applying to a job at http://www.silly-internet-jokes.com or something?

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Do they pay well?you should know :lol:

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Good reply, Mecano :wink:

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no its a crap reply actually, cause im not like mecano: i dont copy and paste crap jokes i found on the internet or someone forwarded to my mailbox. at least i make up my jokes. so its a different thing really. sorry guys.

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so...are you gonna start a http://www.silly-phm-jokes.com ?

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is that the best reply you could come up with? :cry:

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I m trying to find good replies and you don t like them? :cry:

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not really but i appreciate the effort youre making. efharistos.

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the right word is efxaristo 8)

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no its a crap reply actually, cause im not like mecano: i dont copy and paste crap jokes i found on the internet or someone forwarded to my mailbox. at least i make up my jokes. so its a different thing really. sorry guys.

Ohh ohh, you are a SERIUOS human beeing. Sorry MASTER, thought you were like the rest of us on this planet, trying to have a good time every now and then during the short visit. :o
Isn't it a bit gloomy UP THERE? :roll:

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you really dont want to know, mortal....

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Surely something is wrong with me phm, but I can laugh on Mecano's jokes. Tolerate that other ppl LIKE TO LAUGH and not just sit before the computer thinking very hard to find out something that can make other ppl annoyed.

I don't understand you. I don't want to, either.

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Ahh....I don't know what his problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

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