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Faridee
 Post subject: Mexican-american joke :)
PostPosted: 15 Nov 2005, 01:20 
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A Mexican lady was walking along the bank of the L.A. River when she stumbled upon an old empty cerveza bottle. She picked it up, rubbed it, and SNAP!!!, a Genie appeared. She talked with him awhile then the Genie told her he would grant her ONE wish.

She said to the Genie, "I heard from mi prima that I could get three wishes if I ever found a Genie."
The Genie then said, "Oh no, sorry, esa. Three-wish genies are story-tale myth. I'm a ONE-WISH Genie, Uno, no mas! So...que quieres?" The lady didn't hesitate. She said, "I want Peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love Jews and Gringos and I want all the Jews and Gringos to love the Arabs. It will bring world peace and harmony." she continued.

The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Orale! BE REASONABLE!..... Those fools have a pedo that goes back thousands of! years, chale! I'm out of shape after being in that bottle for five hundred years. I'm good, but NOT THAT GOOD!!! I don't think it can be done. PLEASE make another wish and please be reasonable."

The lady thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. I want a Mexican boyfriend....You know, one that DOESN'T DRINK ALCOHOL, nice y fun, likes cumbias, and helps with cleaning la casa. I want him to be great in bed and gets along con mi familia, and is FAITHFUL and doesn't throw chingadazos at me. That's what I wish for....a good Mexican man!"

The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his cabeza and said, "Chingada vieja!!!......Let me see that pinche map again!"

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I knew stg similar - however it's great :green:

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Kikikiki wrote:
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esta dificil che :green:

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Mariux wrote:
Kikikiki wrote:
jajajjajajajjajaja
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confio en que no sea verdad
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esta dificil che :green:


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I know another, more personal, version:

I fishing and I could't catch anything for hours. Finaly, I catch a little gold-fish. I want to put him in my bag but he starts talking : "I am the magical goldfish, please be a good man and release me. If you release me I will grant you one wish"
"hm" I said "Well, there is this country in the Persian Gulf, Irak, and it is in a state of total chaos :everybody is killing each other, people getting kidnapped, children killed and so on. So I would like to ask you to put a stop to the violence in Irak, bring peace to that country"
And the fish sad " This is to complicated, people of so many different beliefs getting along, understanding each other, this is to hard for me. After all I am just a little fish."
Then I said "OK, I undestand. Then I would like to see a Gathering concert here in Romania."
And the fish replied " Where did you say this Irak place is?"


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Dbrmnn wrote:
Mariux wrote:
Kikikiki wrote:
jajajjajajajjajaja
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confio en que no sea verdad
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esta dificil che :green:


gracias mariux :roll:



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Mariux wrote:
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Mariux wrote:
Kikikiki wrote:
jajajjajajajjajaja
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confio en que no sea verdad
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esta dificil che :green:


gracias mariux :roll:



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jajjajaja, qué optimista che!

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Calin wrote:
I know another, more personal, version:

I fishing and I could't catch anything for hours. Finaly, I catch a little gold-fish. I want to put him in my bag but he starts talking : "I am the magical goldfish, please be a good man and release me. If you release me I will grant you one wish"
"hm" I said "Well, there is this country in the Persian Gulf, Irak, and it is in a state of total chaos :everybody is killing each other, people getting kidnapped, children killed and so on. So I would like to ask you to put a stop to the violence in Irak, bring peace to that country"
And the fish sad " This is to complicated, people of so many different beliefs getting along, understanding each other, this is to hard for me. After all I am just a little fish."
Then I said "OK, I undestand. Then I would like to see a Gathering concert here in Romania."


And the fish replied " Where did you say this Irak place is?"


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