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 Post subject: David Hasselhoff's album
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Check the user reviews of David Hasselhoff's album. There are over 1000 reviews, and most of them are hilarious:


http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/de ... ce&s=music


http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/de ... ce&s=music



"My advice to you would be this, buy an extremely expensive audio setup, place this cd in the cd player, superglue the CD player drawer shut as you will never need to open it again. "

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2 people recommended Love Songs of the Tone-Deaf in addition to Looking For-Best of David Hasselhoff [IMPORT]
2 people recommended Viral Diarrheas of Man and Animals instead of Looking For-Best of David Hasselhoff [IMPORT]
1 person recommended Raising Meat Goats for Profit in addition to Very Best of David Hasselhoff [IMPORT]
1 person recommended A Guide to Examining Your Testicles (Keep Yourself Healthy) instead of Very Best of David Hasselhoff [IMPORT]


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Also see the comments about his album "Looking for Freedom" the one about cocaine is lol


http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/de ... ce&s=music

There are some samples
http://www.david-hasselhoff.com/multimedia.html

hilarious or what?
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Holy Sh*t :o
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David Hasselhoff is a cult. It's so phantastic that somebody can be a mega-star-anti-actor and a mega-star-anti-singer in the same time :o
Oh my dear God why must I share the same planet with him?! :o

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Forget hasselhoff. What about Don Johnson (looking for a heeeartbeeat)? haha. Or maybe some Russell Crow, Tony Danza, or Bruce Willis? hehe Steven Seagal even has an album! (although I heard it's good. I think he plays guitar much better than he acts) :roll:
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And Keanu Reeves is also a bass player 8)
Maybe if I practice alllot I will be able to stop bullets and fly etc.? :o

Steven Seagal :D Speech is not his business in his films - I hope he's not the singer ( I remember as he was playing guitar or so not doesn't he? )

But there's no serious problem til the first Arnold Schwarzenegger synth-pop album :wink: :oops:

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steven seagal's movies are the best ever. i like the way he twists people's heads backwards then calls everyone a 'scumbag' and squints.

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steven seagal's movies are the best ever. i like the way he twists people's heads backwards then calls everyone a 'scumbag' and squints.


Steven Seagal movies ARE awesome! (Marked for death anyone?) I like how his hands move so fast you can't see what he's doing unless you slow-mo it. One minute a guy is running at him, the next...he's lying crumpled on the other side of the room!
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And Keanu Reeves is also a bass player 8)
Maybe if I practice alllot I will be able to stop bullets and fly etc.? :o

Steven Seagal :D Speech is not his business in his films - I hope he's not the singer ( I remember as he was playing guitar or so not doesn't he? )

But there's no serious problem til the first Arnold Schwarzenegger synth-pop album :wink: :oops:


Arnold does have that workout video cd....hehehe and there IS music in the background (not his own of course).

So when's Jean-Claude Van Damme going to do anything? hahaha :lol:
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a_silent_enigma wrote:
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steven seagal's movies are the best ever. i like the way he twists people's heads backwards then calls everyone a 'scumbag' and squints.


Steven Seagal movies ARE awesome! (Marked for death anyone?) I like how his hands move so fast you can't see what he's doing unless you slow-mo it. One minute a guy is running at him, the next...he's lying crumpled on the other side of the room!


My favourite Seagal movie is The Glimmer Man. It's so good he even calls an Italian American character "White boy" in it. Seagal is of the streets man, don't mess with his hood. :lol:

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...poor David... a baywatch cult into pieces...
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a_silent_enigma wrote:
pretty.hate.machine wrote:
steven seagal's movies are the best ever. i like the way he twists people's heads backwards then calls everyone a 'scumbag' and squints.


Steven Seagal movies ARE awesome! (Marked for death anyone?) I like how his hands move so fast you can't see what he's doing unless you slow-mo it. One minute a guy is running at him, the next...he's lying crumpled on the other side of the room!


My favourite Seagal movie is The Glimmer Man. It's so good he even calls an Italian American character "White boy" in it. Seagal is of the streets man, don't mess with his hood. :lol:


steven seagal is the shit honestly.

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Daeron wrote:
Steven Seagal :D Speech is not his business in his films - I hope he's not the singer ( I remember as he was playing guitar or so not doesn't he? )


http://www.nonsoloblues.com/steven_uk.html

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searching for a bucket to puke in! He looks soo smoooth...too smooth.. yek!

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So sweet...
But he just discovered two evil enemies behind the bushes who will be dead in 5 sec.

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steven seagal's movies are the best ever. i like the way he twists people's heads backwards then calls everyone a 'scumbag' and squints.


Steven Seagal movies ARE awesome! (Marked for death anyone?) I like how his hands move so fast you can't see what he's doing unless you slow-mo it. One minute a guy is running at him, the next...he's lying crumpled on the other side of the room!


It's aikido he's doing. With a lot of street technic. ("henkaoyo-waza? As I remember stg like that :o )
And yes he's doing it very well. But not much more. His only "charme" IMO that you can see in his face he has the ability to throw you away to 4 metres AND in the same time broke your left leg, put a knife in your back and bite your throat. 3 sec.
That's beyond this "hey man I'm a bad boy"-face. 8)

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Seagal has 7 dan at Aikido.This means he is very good.He is not an actor but has the right attitude and styl for the films he plays.I m a fan of martial arts films.His films may not be oscar winners but they are fun:i like them :green: .

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